Backup Y’All

No this is not a joke, this beautiful machine crafted piece of equipment actually exists.  Who actually thinks this is a good idea? I just know the toothless guy who invented it, is a millionaire. The picture speaks for itself but I have a couple of comments to add.

1) There is no way you could properly discharge a 12 gauge shotgun from that position.  You are either going to be buying a new mattress or only one shoe for the rest of your life.

2) Don’t fall out of bed or you will make your significant other a widow. (That’s assuming you have one that lets you buy this)

3) Fill out your legal will directly after you purchase this.


  1. Anonymous March 12, 2010
  2. wahba March 12, 2010
  3. The Hodgefather March 16, 2010

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